Okay BTY, ... Let's see if I can remember this baby ... here goes:

There was this older woman who lived near a zoo ...

One day she went out to the street to get her mail ...

As she was returning from the mailbox, she looked up and noticed there was a big Gorilla on the roof of her house ...

So she went in the house and called the Zoo ...

They thanked her for calling, cause they had been looking for the Gorilla, and said someone would be there shortly to bring him back ... 

A short time later, this guy drives up in a Pick-up truck ... 

In the Pick-up, he has a Broom Handle, a German Shepherd dog, and a Shotgun ... 

He asks, you the old lady with the Gorilla on the roof ??? ...

She sez yes, he's up there going from one side to the other ... 

He's awful big, how you goin' ta get him down ??? ... 

He sez I got everything I need right here ... 

She sez, I gotta ask ...

What's the broom handle for ??? ...

He said, oh, that ... I'm going to take that with me up to the roof and knock the Gorilla off the roof to the ground ... 

She's sez, oh, okay ... But what's the dog for ??? .... He sez that's 'Snapper', a specially trained German Shepherd ...

He's trained to attack ... when someone hits the ground, he runs over and bites them on the 'nuts' til they 'pass out' ...

then I'll just take the Gorilla back to the Zoo and everything will be fine ... 

She sez, that's great man, I can't wait ... 

Then she sez, wait, what's the shotgun for ??? ... ... ... 

He said, oh that, glad you reminded me ...

That's in case I happen to be the one that falls off the roof,

You take the gun and SHOOT the DOG ... ... ... ... ... LMAO