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Zoomtopz


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My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some we hadn't seen for quite a while, and everyone was encouraged to bring their children as well.
Dinner Party

All during dinner my wife's best friend's four-year-old stared at me sitting across from her.

The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.

I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me.

I tried my best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for me.

I finally asked her *"Why are you staring at me?"*

Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response.

The little girl said *"I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish."

Out of th mouth of babes.

I wonder where she had heard "I drink like a fish"



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Rick.

@ 37 I was too young & good looking to be an alkie.

still too young , still got th good looks. still n alkie.
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WOW....At least it let's you know you followed the right path. That's some funny sh#t.

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LMAO ZZ, ... that is funny ... ... ... amazing the total honesty that can come from little kids ... YOU made my day, thanks for the post ...



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Hahaha! Oh man Zoom, that's hilarious.

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We also liked it here at home...precious!!   I'm courious how you responded to it?  smile



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-- Edited by StPeteDean on Tuesday 15th of October 2013 04:33:38 PM

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Zoomtopz


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furiouswell ... as you guys told me . This Is an Honest programme .

I stole it from another forum , an oldies one , posted by an x policeman .

btw , it's AA , not Saints Anon , but I told him I was stealing it thofurious



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Rick.

@ 37 I was too young & good looking to be an alkie.

still too young , still got th good looks. still n alkie.
Stepchild


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Stolen or not...It's still funny...Appreciate your 10th step work though. I might steal it myself.

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LOL....Pappy and I were just "talking" on another post about jokes. This is a great one!

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