My wife and I just came back Saturday from a wonderful vacation with my father. I couldn't have scripted a better visit. While there I did something I've never done before and decided to share it here...

My concept of a higher power includes my higher self's secretary. She's not really a secretary but it's her nickname and she likes it and so it has stuck. You might think of her as my inner child who can reach my higher self via the line, 'you must come to me as a child' of Christian fame as well as a smattering of other religions. Anywho, we were at Walmart and as I passed the clearance rack a shirt got my attention...hers too. She squealed a bit and I grinned and a moment later I had bought it for her. It's a pink girl's shirt that's about seventeen sizes too small for this guy and so it's going to get hung up on the wall in my home office. It says: