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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold iced tea. 
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. 
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. 
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. 
At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

 Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. 
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. 
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. 
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." 
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." 
I rest my case.  Time for another iced tea.

 

 

(I substituted another word with 'Iced Tea')



-- Edited by StPeteDean on Wednesday 18th of September 2013 12:25:37 PM

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Ha!





-- Edited by Sober Strummer on Monday 16th of September 2013 11:28:18 PM

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Good one Pappy!



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you missed one of the beers in the joke



-- Edited by StPeteDean on Wednesday 18th of September 2013 12:26:10 PM

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Love it!

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Damn!!! ... thanks Dean ... LOL ... and I thought I was being 'clever' ... ... ... 



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Hey Dean ... my granddaughter was here visiting us this summer and drank this 'Peach' tea made by Snapple, of course that's what she liked and we bought her some for her stay with us ... there were a couple left over from her visit and they stayed in the frig for like a month or two ... I never thought that 'Peach' went with 'Tea' so they just sat there ... Well, I couldn't stand the thought that they'd be there for another year, so I drank one ... WOW, that stuff is GOOD ... so now I have to buy some every time I go to the store ... @ $6 a six pack, it ain't cheap, but damn if it ain't good ... ... ... who knew??? ... ... ...



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yeah, the wife and I have been drinking the Arizona peach tea (and 1/2 lemmonade 1/2 tea)  for years in the diet variety. CVS has sales about every other month (last week it might be all month check it out) 2 for 1 on the 24oz cans, which are normally 99 cents. I bought a case of 24 for 12 bucks.  you can find out were it's on sale here.  

https://www.facebook.com/AriZonaIcedTea



-- Edited by StPeteDean on Thursday 19th of September 2013 06:13:21 AM

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Thanks Dean, I WILL check this out ... the stuff sounds pretty good, now ... LOL



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Oh yeah Dean, ... ... ... A few years ago I think I read somewhere where they said that 'lemon ' has some kind of agent in it that pulls the aluminum  content out of the 'tea ' (all tea has aluminum in it) and helps the body absorb it ... not good, since that is one of the leading causes of Alzheimer's ... (they say)

I told my dad, an avid tea drinker, who had to have his lemon in his tea, but dad said ... at 79 (at the time), I ain't lost my mind yet, so why would I stop using lemon in my tea? ... he had a good point ... dad died last year 4 weeks before turning 85, his mind was still in good shape, LOL ... ... ... (hope I got those genetics, LOL)(OH, this is another reason I don't drink hardly anything out of an aluminum can anymore)(of course I should have died by now with Alzheimers seeing as how I must have consumed thousands upon thousands of 12oz beers ... ... ... )(maybe it's the doctors and/or the stupid scientists that are sick ??? ... who knows ???)



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