***TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO THE NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN (Ob-macare):***
 
 
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
 
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
 
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
 
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED THE NEW HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and Super Glue

"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, 
better take a closer look at the American Indian."   Henry Ford