To my American friends out there, happy 4th of July! To all my non-American friends, what the heck, happy 4th of July, as well! In our country, this is one of the big party holidays of the year, and I'm gonna be partying hard by staying home, watching the *"Leave It To Beaver" marathon, and eating all the ham, tater salad, and watermelon I want! For those of you who ARE going to see family/friends, please be careful! Just because YOU stopped drinking doesn't mean some jackwagon on the road has done the same! And always remember,students:alcohol+fireworks=STUPID!-Alcohater *(Eddie Haskell was my idol as a kid...)