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An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl who had just started to read her book replied to the total stranger, "What do you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,or no heaven or hell or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay." she said, "Those would be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first...A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet a deer excretes litttle pellets, while the cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence thinks about it and says "Hmmm, I have no ides."

To this the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, heaven or hell, or life after death when you don't know shit?"

She then went back to reading her book!



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Priceless!!!

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Okay, ... I confess, I must steal this one ... LMAO ... great post ... thanks mrpeel



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good one .

reminds me of -

the American President , Russian Premier , the Pope , th Aussie Prime minister ,

a boy Scout & th Pilot , were cruising along @30,000ft , all of a sudden there was

some noises , oh oh , th plane starts losing power & altitude .

th Pilot comes out of th cockpit & says , sorry folks we are going to glide for awhile ,

but we Will eventually crash , I have some good news though , th plane is equipped with

Only 5 parachutes .Th American & Russian presidents say because they are th leaders of

th most powerful nations , they have to have a chute , they put one on each & out they go .

th Pope says because he is th leader of all th holics (that's cat holics) he has to have a chute ,

puts his on & out he goes . The Aussie PM says , because she is the most smartest PM ever

in Australia she has to have one too , puts it on , out she goes .

The pilot looks at the boy Scout & says . "Son I have had a pretty good life , you are just starting

yours , you take the last chute". "No worries Mate" says th kid . "Australia's smartestdisbelief PMdisbelief put my

rucksak onyawn 



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@ 37 I was too young & good looking to be an alkie.

still too young , still got th good looks. still n alkie.



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LOL!

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