Alcoholics Anonymous
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Miracles In Progress 12 Step Recovery Forums -> Alcoholics Anonymous -> Alcoholics Anonymous -> The Amazing Human Body
Post Info TOPIC: The Amazing Human Body
Pythonpappy


MIP Old Timer

Status: Offline
Posts: 12357
Date:
The Amazing Human Body
Permalink  
 

The Amazing Human Body

Inline image 1

 

 

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women: will be finished reading this by now.
Men: are still busy checking their thumbs.

Inline image 2

 



__________________

'Those who leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything.'
turninggrey


MIP Old Timer

Status: Offline
Posts: 1348
Date:
Permalink  
 

Two thumbs up for this post Pappy.
Tom



-- Edited by turninggrey on Wednesday 17th of April 2013 08:58:37 PM

__________________

"You're in the right place. That's the door right there. Turn around." 
justadrunk


MIP Old Timer

Status: Offline
Posts: 3726
Date:
Permalink  
 

Glad I forgot this from the first time I read it a while back - I laughed as if I never heard it all over again thanks!

__________________

Thanks for everything.  Peace and Love on your journey.  
Col


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 310
Date:
Permalink  
 

Lmao, turning grey! Strange... I've spent an inordinate amount of time checking out men's hands today. Hmmmm- haha

__________________
Pythonpappy


MIP Old Timer

Status: Offline
Posts: 12357
Date:
Permalink  
 

LMAO ... ... ... Col ... you a naughty girl ... ... ...

Just between you and me, at my age certain things, like whether Mr. Happy wants to come out and play or not, get unpredictable ... ... ... My signal to the little woman is a 'thumbs up' ... ... ... it's just that now, my thumbs seem to be getting smaller ...  jawdrop.gif  jawdrop.gif  jawdrop.gif  ... hoping it's just my imagination ... LOL ... (where'd I put that ruler??? ... hummmm)



-- Edited by Pythonpappy on Thursday 18th of April 2013 11:52:24 AM

__________________

'Those who leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything.'
mandm


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 202
Date:
Permalink  
 

hahaha .. so true I stopped at thumbs LOL !


__________________

___________________________________________________________

"It's very important to go into the rooms of AA, smell the shitty coffee and be reminded that without sobriety, I would have no career." ~ Macklemore
Mike B.


MIP Old Timer

Status: Offline
Posts: 2520
Date:
Permalink  
 

Good one!  I have to admit, my focus on the words was less after the thumb verse.    biggrin  You got me.  smile

 



__________________
ChristineG


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 167
Date:
Permalink  
 

Same here, Col!smile



__________________
Col


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 310
Date:
Permalink  
 

Haha- it goes something like this... Ahh, pretty eyes, great smile, WOW! Great thumb:) thanks, pappy- ill never be able to see a man give a 'thumbs up' the same way again.

__________________
RubyTues


MIP Old Timer

Status: Offline
Posts: 891
Date:
Permalink  
 

PAPPY!! Hahaha.

__________________
learning


MIP Old Timer

Status: Offline
Posts: 638
Date:
Permalink  
 

Just read this...........What an education one can get from this board never ceases to amaze! You all are bad! :) lmao!!!!


__________________
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
Miracles In Progress 12 Step Recovery Forums -> Alcoholics Anonymous -> Alcoholics Anonymous -> The Amazing Human Body