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Subject: How Southern boys start a stubborn boat motor with mosquito spray
 
 
 
 
Redneck Starting fluid with a kick!
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Dec 19, 2012 11:22pm  (CLICK here on the date)
Now I know why you can't use Mosquito spray
in place of Ethyl ether (starting fluid) to crank your boat.
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(Why do the "good ol' boys" have all the fun?)
 

 



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LMAO Pinkchip! Hahaha! I CANNOT be the only one who got the tops/ bottom thing immediately:)

-- Edited by Col on Thursday 14th of March 2013 11:23:46 AM

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OooooTah, ... ... ... The joke is on Pappy


I totally let it slip my mind about the whole 'gay' situation ... I see you as another guy, person ... not different, just you being you ... human, you know??? ... ... ...

You caught me good ... LMAO now ... cause everyone else got it, just not me ...

now I'm kickin' myself in the ass ... LOL




P.S. Our 'southern' language does kinda stand out, now that you point that out ... makes us 'colorful' don't you think??? ... or rather it makes you think twice, huh?

Oh, by the way PC, I owes you one now ... LOL

Oh, one of my Dad's favorite sayin's was "Well son, it's about time for me to go 'scare up some dinner' so I'll let you go!" ... 



-- Edited by Pythonpappy on Thursday 14th of March 2013 12:35:23 PM

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My experience has been that most of them are bottoms.

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That just means you're jealous that we can hunt, fish, farm, and be totally self-sufficient without any people help if we have to ... okaaaay, some of the things we fix look a little odd, but they usually work ... LOL



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"Tops and Bottoms" mean something entirely different in gay culture Pappy. And yeah...I was going there. My partner is from Alabama btw. Love me southern guys. A true cowboy and gentleman. I make fun of him for saying things like "Can you fix me some Iced tea?" to which I respond "is the Iced Tea broken?" or he says "I am going to (do whatever) right quick" which gets the response of "that beats doing it wrong slowly" and lastly, "You think we might could go to the store?"...um....I don't even know how to respond to that one.

When I met his mother, the first thing she did was show me her gun collection. I guess that let me know where I stood if I didn't treat her son right.

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PC wrote- When I met his mother, the first thing she did was show me her gun collection. I guess that let me know where I stood if I didn't treat her son right.

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Oh, Pappy:) no comment haha. You Southeners do have strange turns of phrases... I lived in New Orleans for a bit a while back with my fellow Bostonian boyfriend. He had the Boston accent- I do not. I acted as translator many, many times haha. Half the time, I could barely make out what the natives were saying, the other half I could barely make out what my boyfriend was saying... The old "wheye do ya paahhk the caahh?" what? ... Also Bostonians tend to add 'R's' in odd places... "hey, can I grab a sodarr?" what? It was hysterical. Also- why do Southeners speak so slowly??? You got something to say? Out with it, already- Ive got things to do! Lol- they'd be all "geez, slow down... Why are you talking so fast?"... Cuz I got things to do, man. LOL

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You're spot on Col ... LOL ... I've had to get ya'll to slow down over the phone cause my brain doesn't process that fast ...

The 'slow' southern drawl ??? maybe it's because of the summer heat and humidity? ... when it gets 'hot AND humid', we got to have our 'sweet tea' and you just got to slow down ... cause nobody gets in a hurry when they're soaking wet in sweat ...



Medical Terminology in the South


(We Southerners have the lowest stress rate because we do not take medical terminology seriously.)




Artery.............................. The study of paintings
Bacteria........................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium............................. What doctors do when patients die
Benign............................ What you be, after you be eight
Cesarean Section........... A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan........................ Searching for Kitty
Cauterize........................ Made eye contact with her
Colic............................... A sheep dog
Coma............................. A punctuation mark
Dilate.............................. To live long
Enema............................Not a friend
Fester............................ Quicker than someone else
Fibula............................ A small lie
Impotent.........................Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain.................... Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane
Morbid........................... A higher offer
Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates
Node.............................. I knew that
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
Pelvis................. .......... Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative............. A letter carrier
Recovery Room............. Place to do upholstery
Rectum........................... near killed him
Secretion....................... Hiding something
Seizure.......................... Roman emperor
Tablet............................. A small table
Terminal Illness............. Getting sick at the airport
Tumor............................ One plus one more
Urine............................. Opposite of you're out



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pinkchip wrote:

My experience has been that most of them are bottoms.

 Quite frankly the best post ever to grace this forum

 

 

 

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I miss col and linababago

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Me too Tasha! 



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Me too Tash ... you don't have Col's number do you ? if so ... I can make time to call her if you can PM it to me ...



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