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Pythonpappy


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Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.

 

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

 

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!" 

 

 
 
 
 
 
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Laughing my rear off.....So going to use this come April when my boss turns 50!!! He soooooo deserves it! lol (All joking aside...he is a really good guy!)

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Ya know what ??? the thing is is that someone sends this to me about once a year ... and I fall for it EVERY TIME ... LMAO



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LOLOLOL! As always! Thank you pappy!

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    I fell for it too.  Hey guys, if an airliner full of both Mexican and American nationals crashes precisely on the border between Mexico and America, where would you bury the survivors?



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D'OH!

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@SolanoGypsy: Survivors wouldn't get buried...



-- Edited by AlcoHater on Tuesday 12th of February 2013 10:45:27 PM

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@AlcoHater...lol...you're right!

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     "And we have ceased fighting anything or anyone-even alcohol.  For by this time sanity will have returned."

Alcoholics Anonymous, Page 84

     An addict is WHAT I am but it does not define all of WHO I am.

     

     
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