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Pythonpappy


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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt.

Prepare yourself to be a widow.

Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."



Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face,

then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing.

She simply had to know.



She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,

"Will I be acquitted?"



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mrpeel


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uh oh!

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I heard a story about a young man living in a small town who was dating a girl by the name of Lorraine. He was not happy with the relationship and it was even more strained when a beautiful young woman by the name of "Clearly" moved into town. His heart began to fantasize...but it was a small town. Finally one day Lorraine moved away and the young man happily exclaimed to a friend..
"I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, LORRAINE IS GONE!"
...mrpeel quickly ducking back into lurker mode.

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That was sooooo baaaad, that I LMAO ... That made my day ... thanks mrpeel ... ... ... (I'm still chuckling, but I'm trying not to!!!)



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Loved that humor...right on!!  Mahalo  smile



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LOL! Thanks guys!

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