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Pythonpappy


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1.  If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! 

   The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2.  Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 

3.  Avoid arguments with the Mrs...about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 

4.  For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
     Remember to use a timer. 

5.  A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent your from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 

7.  Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 

8.  Sometimes, we need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
     If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 

9.  Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them,

10.   SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES......THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING,
       BUT....THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
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P.S.   I'm always glad to find ways to be of service ... you're welcome!!! 


-- Edited by Pythonpappy on Wednesday 30th of January 2013 11:06:36 PM

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Thanks for making me laugh Pappy!biggrin



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I thought about number 1 for way too long. It would work! But it would be horrible.

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Way funny! I liked the one about the mouse trap so much I posted it on my fb wall!  Thanks for the humor!



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