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Some of the 'best' 'advice' stories you have heard.
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True Story.

A patient at a public Psych hospital in Sydney , in one of the 'drug & alcohol brain damage wards' ,

had to attend several 'outside' meetings , as well as All the hospital meetings .

Old mate had been going allright for awhile , had even started the ward's own meeting . Which they

named after the hotel across the road , th orange grove . Well 'it' finally got to him . He heads to the pub.

Orders a drink & goes & puts it on a window sill , goes to the bar & gets another beer . Went back & started

playing pool , after several beer , the barman asks him when his mate is going to be here to drink his beer .

"No mate , I'm in the hospital across the road & i'm in AA. They told me it Was the 1st drink that does The

damage . I am NOT going to touch That one .



-- Edited by Zoomtopz on Friday 9th of November 2012 05:12:33 AM

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still too young , still got th good looks. still n alkie.



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another True story .

A bloke started coming to meetings , he was 'stopping' drinking to get his wife back .

An 'older sober' bloke got hold of him after the meeting & told him 'he had to do this

for himself' & maybe in six months or so , his wife may come back . After the six months

th bloke goes up to th 'osm' & says "hey mate , you told me six monyhs ago , that if i

stayed sober , my wife would come back" Th 'older sober member' in All his wisdom , says-

"Keep coming for another six months & you won't want her back"



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still too young , still got th good looks. still n alkie.



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Oh man ZZ, ... that was 'choice' ... LMAO ...

I've got to share this at the next meeting ... hope you don't mind!

Pappy



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HAHAHAHAHAHA! I needed that...THANKS!

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After getting some bad news about her husband, my daughter called her sponsor and cried on her shoulder awhile. He sponsor is a wise woman and a very patient listener. After she gave up the ghost and asked her sponsor what she should do, her sponsor told her to "get out the shovel, dig him up, dust him off, and allow him to breathe while he's still here". After that she told her to not drink over it and start with step 1. She laughed at the visual and started doing the work and 2 days later they called her and told her there had been a mix-up in the tests and he was gonna live. Oh course, she had to call her sponsor and tell her and she said, "now aren't you glad you dug him back up?"

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Thanks Robin, ... funny visual and also heart-warming at the same time ...

 

Love Ya and God Bless,

Pappy



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I guess this could come under the heading 'advice' ...

I was nearing the end of my 1st 90 days (90-in-90) and my sponsor called me:

Where were you last night ??? ... I said it was rainin' ... he said did you ever go out and get beer while it was rainin' ? ... yeah ...
He said, well, you missed it ... I said what'd I miss ... he said I don't know ... I said well, wasn't you there? ... he said yeah, but I
only heard what I was supposed to hear, we'll never know what it was YOU were supposed to hear! ...

I thought, damn, you gotta go every night or you'll 'miss it' ...



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THE SILENT MEETING

A member of a certain AA group, who previously had been attending meetings regularly, stopped going.  After a few weeks, another group member decided to visit him.

It was a chilly evening.. The group member found the man at home alone, sitting before a blazing fire.  Guessing the reason for his AA friend's visit, the man welcomed him, led him to a comfortable chair near the fireplace and waited.

The friend made himself at home but said nothing.  In the grave silence, he contemplated the dance of the flames around the burning logs.  After some minutes, the friend took the fire tongs, carefully picked up a brightly burning ember and placed it to one side of the hearth all alone then he sat back in his chair, still silent.

The host watched all this in quiet contemplation.  As the one lone ember's flame flickered and diminished, there was a momentary glow and then its fire was no more.  Soon it was cold and dead.

Not a word had been spoken since the initial greeting.  The friend glanced at his watch and realized it was time to leave.  He slowly stood up, picked up the cold, dead ember and placed it back in the middle of the fire.  Immediately it began to glow, once more with the light and warmth of the burning coals around it.

As the friend reached the door to leave, his host said with a tear running down his cheek,  'Thank you so much for your visit and especially for the firery message. I will be back to the next meeting.

We live in a world today, which tries to say too much with too little.  Consequently, few listen.  Sometimes the best lessons are the ones left unspoken.



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Sweet, Roger!

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another true one(after all,it is an Honest programme)

a bloke who was a member of th last group as me in Sydney.

Old mate had been sober 30yrs , BUT at 18yrs had Stopped going to meetings .

His mates urged him , his wife urged , his wife was going to leave him , IF he did

not go back to meetings . It took a copper with these words .

Fred get back on th p*ss , you were so Much more predictable when you were drunk .

He came bact to meetings



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Funny stuff indeed. Thanks everyone



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yes Pappy . If you don't come to meetings ,

you won't find out what happens to people

who don't come to meetings .

if you think you are going to too many meetings ,

go to two more .



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How long do I have to keep coming to these meetings I asked - was told that when you don't want to go to a meeting, that's a good time to go to a meeting, keep doing that until you want to come to a meeting.......

and how many meetings do I need I asked.........well one or two a year should do it, but you don't know which ones they'll be so go to lots of meetings.

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The meeting you make an excuse not to go to is the one you need the most.

I was told that real early on and it's a rule I live by. The one time I gave into the excuse things started to turn to shit and custard pretty quickly, so I'm not game to try it again.

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had to have a chuckle a couple of months ago;

a local bloke came up to me in th pub , I went down for dinner one

Friday night . You know something about AA he asks . Yeah Fred ,

I know a 'little' about AA , I have been going to meetings for awhile .

How long does it take . Well Fred I have been going for over 25yrs ,

& there is still room for improvement .

Does it take that long , i want something quicker .

I thought 'th easier softer way'

I saw him a couple of weeks later & explained , we take things ,

One day At a time & 'by attraction' , he liked that better explanation .

still has not asked where a meeting is though , in his own time though.



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