Thanks LinBaba, ... I'll put that on my 'Not To-Do' list ... LOL ... actually the most irritating thing my wife ever did to me is pour 'ice water' on me to wake me up out of a drunken stupor so she could bitch at me for drinking ... yep, that happened more than once ... Lord, I hated when she did that ...
As you might guess, I don't miss those days at all ... LOL
My God Roger, did she really do that? Wow, talk about exhilarating -I mean, shame on her. I hope my wife doesn't find out, maybe she'll use that technique the next time I leave the toilet seat up. No comments please.
-- Edited by Mr_David on Saturday 20th of October 2012 08:58:12 PM
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. How would you like it if you didnt see me for two or three days? To which he replied. That would be fine with me.
Monday went by and he didnt see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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Thanks LinBaba, ... I'll put that on my 'Not To-Do' list ... LOL ... actually the most irritating thing my wife ever did to me is pour 'ice water' on me to wake me up out of a drunken stupor so she could bitch at me for drinking ... yep, that happened more than once ... Lord, I hated when she did that ...
As you might guess, I don't miss those days at all ... LOL
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Oh yeah, ... ... ... she could yell at me all she wanted ... an earthquake couldn't get me up, but throw ice water on me and I'd roll off the couch onto the floor ... if I could have stood up, I'd have run her down ... this was to be repeat about a week later ... and so on, and so on ... (hey, that's one thing I left off my gratitude list ... no more ice baths when sober ...)
Not sure I want to comment on your 'toilet seat' problem ... LOL
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Mine would dial 911, then hit me over the head with the phone receiver (the old phone with the cord lol). The police pick up the phone just in time to hear me screaming in agony, and my X-wife saying "help, my husband is drunk and he's getting violent".
Mine would dial 911, then hit me over the head with the phone receiver (the old phone with the cord lol). The police pick up the phone just in time to hear me screaming in agony, and my X-wife saying "help, my husband is drunk and he's getting violent".
She hit you with what? The cord and all? Wow, Dean. And who's the violent one did she say? Women anyway. Sorry honey.
