A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
By now, the entire bar is staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200!"
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Once I was sitting with a friend in a restaurant at Fishermans Wharf... and a girl I'd never seen before walked over, bent down and kissed me on the cheek. Some other girls at another table erupted in laughter and applause, the girl who kissed me just said "thanks for being a sport" or something like that. I can see the dare.... "We'll buy you dinner if you go over and kiss that ugly fat guy over there". LOL. The whole thing went by so fast I never had the chance to contribute anything or a good comeback line but, "That'll be $200" would have been a good one....
You don't look ugly or fat to me Andy. All of you are about 34 and really awesome looking in my minds eye ; ) LOL
Thanks for the boost in confidence, Tasha. You should see my real avatar, though. The phrase "only a face mom could love" pretty much sums it up. I've been using a new method for growing back hair; it's called "Chia Head". I'll let you see the results.
Don't let the image fool you, Tasha. The before and after photos look rather promising, regardless. No comments Roger...
Hey David, ... ... ... You knew I wouldn't pass this without comment ... My first thought when I saw this pic, is is that thing made out of chocolate? ... LOL
-- Edited by Pythonpappy on Saturday 20th of October 2012 03:59:02 PM
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'Those who leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything.'
Hey David, ... ... ... You knew I would pass this without comment ... My first thought when I saw this pic, is is that thing made out of chocolate? ... LOL
Now there's an idea for you. Let me write that down before I forget. Me like chocolate.
Hummmm, .... ... ... to store, me must go ... chocolate to find ... ice cream better it would be ... no need one that look like head with moss ... no appetizing ... to store, go I must .... later Jitter Critters!
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'Those who leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything.'
Hummmm, .... ... ... to store, me must go ... chocolate to find ... ice cream better it would be ... no need one that look like head with moss ... no appetizing ... to store, go I must .... later Jitter Critters!
"Jitter Critters"...What's up with that? I've been called many things Roger, but never a "Jitter Critter". Has that got to do with sugar rushes by any chance. If it does, than I'm okay with it. In fact, I'm on one now. Holloween candy does that to me every time. Do you want some?
