Dick and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Louisville, Kentucky .. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Dick said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at how good hefeels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
Dick says, 'I feel great, how about you?' Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?' Dick says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'
' Yeah, well there's just one thing.''What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Tennessee '
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'Those who leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything.'
You've got that right and keep in mind the most beautiful college basketball arena in the country! Talk about a hard time to say sober, the weeks leading up to the Kentucky Derby kicked off by Thunder Over Louisville. Google it!
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Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
My best buddy, and big time beer drinker, is from there ... hard to sit and watch a 'Wildcats' game with him ... believe he spilled more than he drank though ... LOL ... hadn't seen him in years though, not since we moved from Tenn. to Georgia ...
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