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Why People  Hate To Attend High School Reunions
Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since High School. They
rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for
lunch in a wine bar.

Jan arrives first, wearing beige Versace. She orders a bottle of
Pinot Grigio.

Sue arrives shortly afterward, in gray Chanel. After the required
ritualized kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.

Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and
boots. She too shares the wine.

Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from
Princeton in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a
beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of New York's leading
law firms. They live in a 4000 sq. ft. co-op on Fifth Avenue, where
Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in
Phoenix.

Sue relates that she graduated from Harvard Med School and became a
surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading Wall Street investment
banker. They live in Southampton on Long Island and have a second home
in Naples, Florida.

Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Jim.
They run a tropical bird park in Colorado and grow their own vegetables.
Jim can stand five parrots, side by side, on his penis.

Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan
blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Wal-Mart. They live
in a small apartment in Brooklyn and have a travel trailer parked at a
nearby storage facility.

 Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains
that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home. They
live in Jersey City and take vacation camping trips to Alabama.

Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.


-- Edited by Pythonpappy on Thursday 13th of September 2012 11:19:01 AM

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Colleen ... ... ... Don't make the other girls jealous now ... LOL



-- Edited by Pythonpappy on Thursday 13th of September 2012 12:35:50 PM

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*giggles*

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Huh, I thought my boyfriend was the only one with that problem.. LOL hahaha. Good one, pappy

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Nice

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Pythonpappy wrote:

Colleen ... ... ... Don't make the other girls jealous now ... LOL



-- Edited by Pythonpappy on Thursday 13th of September 2012 12:35:50 PM

 Nice one!



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I'm roaring. Can't wait to tell this one! I know just the people t tell it to tomorrow night after the meeting!



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Funny stuff Pappy, thanks.



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This is funny,

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Ah the old ones are the best ones...........

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