A SENIORS DRIVER'S LICENSE 

A man was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading, 

when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing 

through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped 

the elderly driver out and sat her on a lawn chair. 

My goodness he exclaimed, you are quite old to be driving! 

Yes she replied, I am old enough that I dont need a license anymore. 

The last time I went to my doctor he examined me, 

and asked if I had a drivers license. I told him yes 

and handed it to him. He took scissors out of a drawer, 

cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket. 

You wont be needing this anymore, he said. 

"So I thanked him and left. Don't you just love seniors?