ALABAMA It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.  Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.  You may not drive barefooted.  It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. Masks may not be worn in public. Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.  Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.  Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.  Incestous marriages are legal. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.  You must have windshield wipers on your car.  You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.  Anniston You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. Jasper It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.  Lee County It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.  Mobile It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels. It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits. Montgomery It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed) 

How much salt do you have to put there?

ARIZONA 


You may not have more than two dildos in a house. 

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West. 

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses. 

Hunting camels is prohibited.

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. 

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. 

Glendale

Cars may not be driven in reverse. 

Globe

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. 

Hayden

If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined. 

Maricopa County

No more than six girls may live in any house. 

Mesa

It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license. 

Mohave County

A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up. 

Nogales

An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders. 

Prescott

No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house. 

Tucson

Women may not wear pants. 

Tombstone

It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. 

Stepchild wrote:

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How much salt do you have to put there?

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 About as much as it takes when making 'home-made' ice cream ... Ha!, everybody knows that ...