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Jerry F


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 Pappy...

LOL...and certainly there must be some weeds to pull in the garden?  And by the way the very last word of the second step is "Sanity"...((hugs)) smile



-- Edited by Jerry F on Saturday 4th of August 2012 07:13:32 PM

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A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."  

 

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he then sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River."





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Sharing is caring lol

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Funny stuff Pappy, thanks.



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Jerry F wrote:

 

 

LOL...and certainly there must be some weeds to pull in the garden?  And by the way the very last word of the second step is "Sanity"...((hugs)) smile

wait... What??

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Hehehehe...

Just out of curiosity, I checked to see what my church's hymn #365 was (I have the hymnal on my Kindle)... but clearly is a different hymnal... my #365 is "Christ, from whom all blessings".

"I'm off topic and I know it" (not sexy)

 

EDIT: OH! But "Shall we gather at the river" IS in here... it's hymn #615!



-- Edited by TigressErica on Sunday 5th of August 2012 04:22:53 AM

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Everytime some one references "I'm sexy and I know it" I ALWAYS think of the M&Ms commercial

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LOL Neo, ... ... that just makes me want more M&M's ... Ha!



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My best parody line was "I'm tipsy and I know it" *sigh* but I can't proudly use that joke line any more....

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