#916 The sound of scissors cutting construction paper #915 When theres leftover cake in the office kitchen #914 Surprise two-ply #913 Having a whole row by yourself on the plane #912 Hanging your hand out the window of a car #911 Getting served breakfast in bed #910 When you arrive at your destination just as a great song ends on the radio #909 Bakery air #908 Peeling an orange in one shot #907 When your favorite sports team is in the big nationally televised game #906 Drinking a glass of cold water right after eating ice cream #905 Using all the different shampoos and soaps in someone elses shower #904 When you manage to squeeze enough toothpaste out for one last brush #903 Picking scabs #902 Roasting the perfect marshmallow #901Flipping through the entire bank of posters at the mall when you need to kill time #900 Multitasking while brushing your teeth #899 The smell of frying onions #898 Playing old-school video games #897 A pack of matches on the back of the toilet #896 That feeling you get right after you just vomited #895 Getting something with actual handwriting on it in the mail #894 When the only other person going up in the elevator is going to the same floor as you #893 Orange slices at half-time #892 Taking your shoes and socks off after a really long day #891 Bowling celebrations #890 Really, really tall people #889 The sound of a solid crack from a good break in billiards #888 Peeing in a pool #887 Talking about how much the meal youre eating at home would cost at a restaurant #886 High fiving babies #885 Paying for something with exact change #884 A plunger when you really need one #883 Ugly actors #882 A good floss after a tough steak #881 When someone lands on the hotel you just built in Monopoly #880 Getting piggy-backed anywhere #879 The Parking Lot Pull Through #878 The smell and sound of a campfire #877 Getting in a line just before it gets really long #876 Taking your bra off after wearing it for hours #875 Facial hair experiments #874 The Five Second Rule #873 Finding a mix tape given to you by an old boyfriend or girlfriend #872 The feeling of scrunching sand in your feet #871 Finding out your birthday is on a Friday or Saturday next year #870 When you get the milk to cereal ratio just right #869 Slurping hot soup on a cold night #868 Snow stepping #867 Snow falling on Christmas eve #866 When the gift receipt is already in the box #865 When youre driving late at night on an empty gas tank and suddenly a gas station appears on the horizon #864 Mastering the art of the all-you-can-eat buffet #863 The Perfect Egg Crack #862 The Laugh Echo #861 Not getting a hangover when you were expecting to get one #860 When the vending machine gives you two things instead of one #859 Playing with a baby and not having to change its diaper #858 The other side of the pillow #857 Getting the big corner stall in the public bathroom #856 The Perfect Chicken Wing Partner #855 When you cut off your disgusting big toenail #854 Crying #853 When your microwave pops microwave popcorn perfectly #852 The smell of the coffee aisle in the grocery store #851 Your family car growing up #850 Absolute perfect silence #849 The fetal position #848 Old folks who sit on their porch and wave at you when you walk by #847 Old, classic board games #846 Sneaking McDonalds and hiding the evidence #845 Good escalator etiquette #844 Celebrities on Sesame Street #843 Getting out of the car after a really long trip #842 When the socks from the dryer all match up perfectly #841 When the categories on Jeopardy! are right in your wheelhouse #840 Popping Bubble Wrap #839 Really good candy with your bill at a restaurant #838 The smell of freshly cut grass #837 Pushing those little buttons on the soft drink cup lid #836 When you push the button for the elevator and its already there #835 Saliva #834 Building an amazing couch cushion fort #833 Pouring a drink where the bubbles go right to the top but not over #832 Finally having your ears pop back to normal long after a flight or swim #831 When someone names their kid after you #830 Salt #829 Smiling and thinking of good friends who are gone #828 Remembering what movie that guy is from #827 Saying the same thing as a sports commentator says just before they say it #826 When you didnt play the lottery and your numbers didnt come up #825 Overly elaborate office pools #824 Finding the TV remote after looking forever #823 When you find out what was making that horrible smell and get rid of it #822 When theres still time left in the parking meter when you pull up #821 When the public bathroom has paper towels instead of hand dryers #820 Making it out of the bathroom at work before anyone realizes you made it smell that way #819 The Take a Penny, Leave a Penny bowl #818 When the dentist says you have no cavities #817 Doing something half-assed at the last minute and getting away with it #816 When the late-night pizza order arrives really, really early #815 When you nudge the person snoring next to you and it makes them stop #814 Cheesy theme songs from 80s sitcoms #813 Museum gift shops #812 When youre drowning and then a dolphin comes to your rescue #811 Getting off an airplane after a long flight #810 Returning to your warm and comfy bed after getting up to pee in the middle of the night #809 New Socks Day #808 Coming home after a long day to the smell of someone cooking dinner #807 That one really good pen that never gets lost #806 Ducks #805 The smell of crayons #804 Gym pain #803 Your favorite old, comfy T-shirt #802 Watching something download really fast #801 When you know your TV remote so well you dont need to look at the buttons #800 Getting a splinter out of your finger #799 Backseat car windows that go down all the way #798 When all the blood rushes to your foot after it was asleep for a while #797 Seeing a cop on the side of the road and realizing youre going the speed limit anyway #796 The sound of rain from inside the tent #795 The Flying Saucer Frisbee Toss #794 People you dont clean up for when they visit #793 All the food that comes out of a cow #792 Your eyebrows #791 Getting the armrest at the movie theater #790 Seeing someone laugh in their sleep #789 Putting potato chips on a sandwich #788 The first squeeze from a new tube of toothpaste #787 The extra time you get when the clocks roll back #786 Getting recognized for doing something you love #785 Falling asleep in the backseat of a car late at night on the drive home #784 Celebrity baby names #783 When you know all the buttons to speed through the automated telephone system #782 Mixing cookie batter with your bare hands #781 Guys who wear no shirts at cold sporting events #780 Squeezing through a door as its shutting without touching it #779 Getting into a bed with clean sheets after shaving your legs #778 When someone unjams the photocopier for you #777 Reading the nutritional label and eating it anyway #776 When youre watching one of your favorite movies and you realize you dont remember how it ends #775 When someone holds your keys and wallet in their purse #774 Discovering those little tabs on the side of the aluminum foil box #773 Watching your odometer click over a major milestone #772 When you spill something on your shirt and it doesnt leave a stain #771 Waking up before your alarm clock and realizing youve got lots of sleep time left #770 Grabbing the cereal bowl with both hands and slurping up all the sugary milk #769 When the thing you were going to buy is already on sale #768 Sneaking under someone elses umbrella #767 Getting the last copy of the video at the video store #766 Finding the last item of your size at the store #765 Thinking its Thursday when its Friday #764 Bedhead all day long #763 Scraping all the lint off an overflowing lint trap #762 The moment at a restaurant after you see your food coming from the kitchen and before it lands on your table #761 Eating the extra fries at the bottom of the bag #760 Really, really selling it while barbecuing #759 Dropping a glass and then sticking your foot out so it  hits your foot and doesnt break on the ground #758 Celebrating your pets birthday even though