A man and his wife moved back home to Tennessee from Ohio. The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it in Ohio cost them $2000 per year! When they arrived in Tennessee, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and said: "$39.00." The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap to insure in Tennesseecompared to $2000 in Ohio! The agent turned his computer screen towards the couple and said, "Well, here it is on the screen.... It says: 'Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39.00.'" You just have to know how to describe it ! ( HILLBILLIES know how "to git'er done")
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