*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in Front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind Car get exhausted.
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go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong ... Man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, War determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse Soon find him in cathouse. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with Wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, But one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell Bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator Smell different to midget.
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Person who deletes this has NO humor!!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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