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Pythonpappy


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A minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.

"Nothing much, Pastor," replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life." "Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex."

In unison they all replied, "You win!"



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Funny Pappy, thanks.



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Reminds me of this lie detector robot joke... Sorry I'm too lazy to type it so here's the image...

 

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Yep, I like that one Erica ... ... ... it puts a whole new meaning on "Total Honesty" doesn't it???



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Or those tapes you mentioned... Charlie and what's-his-face?? I got through a whole TEN hour video of them on Sunday night. Heavy material there.

 Video ??? .... ... ... All I got is audio ... I need to check this out again ... thanks Neo ... (Joe & Charlie)



-- Edited by Pythonpappy on Tuesday 31st of July 2012 10:40:57 PM

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Python... Me thinks your "heart" meds are having "side effects" lol

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Hey Ruhig, ... ... ... There's no 'thinking about it, ... they are ... you know what ??? ... I feel asleep reading here around noon today ... SO ... I got up and laid on the couch for a nap, dog in hand ... we slept til almost 5 ... Rose was still beside me ... What's up with that??? (the sleeping, not the dog)... ... ... I've got a late day appt. tomorrow with my Doc. ... ... ... AND, I've made a list of side-effects that I want him to know about ... Hopefully he can suggest something OR change my meds ...

The worst part of this new meds regiment for me is that I am starting to miss my regular meetings ... ... ... and you combine that with the overall feeling of fatigue, that can make for some shaky sobriety ... ... ... SO, I need to get my meetings back on track for sure ... ... ... (it's like my 'security blanket')



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Or those tapes you mentioned... Charlie and what's-his-face?? I got through a whole TEN hour video of them on Sunday night. Heavy material there.

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