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Neophyte


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I'm gonna guess that your wife follows these four criteria... Lol, thirty nine years, god bless her precious heart. Does any one here know Jeff dunham? He's a ventriloquist. And Walter is an old crotchety puppet in his skits. Here is his view on marriage: Walter "you know when you said till death do us part?" Jeff "yeah?!" Walter "Later on you realize your setting a goal!!"

-- Edited by Neophyte on Wednesday 25th of July 2012 10:46:35 PM

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Oooooh, ... Lordy, Lordy ... ... ... Now it really time to keep my mouth such ... where's the 'duck' tape? ... I need to tape up my fingers before I say something I can't take back ... LOL ... StPete Dean would be proud of me ...

P.S.   Walter is made of  ... ... WOOD ... you know???



-- Edited by Pythonpappy on Thursday 26th of July 2012 12:02:06 AM

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 COWBOY TOMB STONE

 

 

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah !

 


I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?

 


His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

 


  1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

 


  2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

 


  3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you

 

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  4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

 


  5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me. 
 
  



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LOL ... ... ... Yep, I've watched that skit ... Jeff Dunham is great, love him ...

I kinda wish you hadn't brought up Walter ... Cause I'm kinda like him ... LOL ... Just kidding, I think ... (Actually, Walter is the one 'dummy' that LOOKS like he could use a 'drink')(well, maybe Achmed too, if he weren't a terrorist skeleton ... LOL)



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Walter... Needs Viagra. Much healthier than alcohol.... Promotes "exersize" gets the ticker going, stretches muscles if done the right way... So I guess the only "bottle" Walter needs is of the KY variety lol

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Aren't all men made of wood (in the morning?)

Sorry to disappoint you dean???

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Funny stuff Pappy, thanks.



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