Summary of Life

Pythonpappy · MIP Old Timer

Summary of Life

Pythonpappy · MIP Old Timer

Okay, I know what you're trying to do ... ... ... Too late, I've already had my ice cream tonight ... HA!

Besides, Scott isn't THAT unable to use simple logic to ask why we set out ice cream when he knows it'll melt before morning ... Plus, his 'Prader Willy Syndrome' means his dna genetic code for hunger/food is missing ... So we must keep his exposure to food to a bare minimum ... plus he's diabetic ... his group home has to keep all food under lock and key ... ... ... long story ...

No problem Ruhig ... You couldn't have known ...

Ice Cream my fuzzy butt ... ... ... you just want me to end up looking like that picture Mr. David posted ... well, I think it was Mr. David ... you know the one, with the guy that looked so big it looked like he'd explode any minute ... ... ... ?

-- Edited by Pythonpappy on Tuesday 17th of July 2012 10:23:11 PM

Pythonpappy · MIP Old Timer

Summary of Life

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her

brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always

catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its

ground...

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the

fiber, not the toy..

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional...

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do

while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from

a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but

nobody bothers to ask you the questions...

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus..

4) You look like Santa Claus.

Ruhig · Senior Member

So, which are you? Santa or lookin like Santa? Lol

Ruhig · Senior Member

I hope you set out ice cream to go with those cookies.... Hmmmm cookies and ice cream :)

Mr_David · MIP Old Timer

I beg your pardon. Do you actually think I look like that, Pappy? Well, do you? I don't think so. Here's my real picture just in case your wondering:

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTBUmEnd96v3bQGp0PHSase3y-bPso4SxCJ79g0bK8P2k-XmDAm

Now that's what I call ice cream. Any questions.

Pythonpappy · MIP Old Timer

Oh My Gawd, ... ... ...

After looking at the picture above, I can't decide if I have a craving for ice cream -OR- if this turns me off to the idea ... LOL

NOTICE: ... ... Mr. David was VERY careful to show his 'face' only .... We still have NO PROOF of his true 'Belly Size' ...

Ah-Haa! ... the thought just occurred to me, I can turn this stupid thing "OFF" so this picture doesn't bother me whilst i eat my ice cream ... Yipee!!!

Bye!!!

Ruhig · Senior Member

Way to go David on perfecting that look in your eyes. Lol (sorry python... Wasn't thinkin about Scott) very clever to hide your belly beneath an adorable puppy.

Pythonpappy · MIP Old Timer

I wasn't trying to hide my belly ... Rose is just a spoiled '2 year old' here ... (last Christmas actually ... at Kc's house ... )(where you have to fight the Great Dane and the Choc. Lab for couch space ... LOL)

Rose was rescued from the local dog pound by one of Kc's friends ... she'd been abused ... and didn't have much time left ... they brought her to there home for about six months to re-adjust her to a normal dog life ... then they conspired with Kc to find a home for Rose (adopt her out) ... the conversation, I understand, went something like this ... Yeah Kc, Rose would be perfect for an "older" couple ... someone who's home a lot and not very active ... Kc said, that sounds like my Dad ... LOL ... the rest is history ...

Mr_David · MIP Old Timer

That's a great story Pappy. I'm saddened when I hear news like this, but Rose has a good life now, doesn't she? I guess some stories do have a good ending, sometimes. Now back to my ice cream.