(62: don't take yourself too seriously)
Silly Bird Riddles
What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of pray
What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird.
Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play.
What language do birds speak?
Pigeon English.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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See what happens when I go to a meeting ??? .... I lose all control of the humor around here ... kinda like when the chipmunks eat all my bird food ...
Where's that fox of mine? ...
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PYTHON!! I will send my hound to fox-nap and domesticate your fox if you or your fox touch a single itty bitty seed stuffed cheeky chipmunk in the whole south. :) [with love... The rodent princess]
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Aaaaaah, my little furry friend princess, ... as cute as those rodents are you speak of, they're bandits of the worse kind ... Especially when they've figured out how to raid my bird feeder ... ... ... AGAIN ... ... ... and NOW, they've chewed a hole in my screen to my porch so they can raid my bag of bird feed ...
I can look out side my office at home here, and watch them any time during the day ... but the little buggers know when I leave the house and then make their move ... I've thought about trapping them, but haven't yet ... AND what you probably don't know is that they can be vicious ... I am serious ... 2 years ago I saw one kill a baby rabbit ... I was too late to save the rabbit, ... which I honestly tried to do ... (eye dropper with milk and everything) ... then about 3 months ago, with outside door open, I heard this tiny squealing ... ... I went to investigate and found one of the chipmunks biting another one at the neck ... I broke up the fight and the one bugger ran off and the other poor sucker was bleeding so badly that he didn't even last 1 more minute ...
So beware, ... there are 'KILLER' chipmunks out there ... 'arm' yourself when you go to the parks!!! ... ... ... or just train your Fox ... LOL
Pappy
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