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MIP Old Timer

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One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven and meets the Lord Himself.........The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is anyway I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let Me know."     The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."     The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.
 
A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to heaven.............Again, the Lord is there to greet them with the same offer.............The mice answer,  "All of our lives we have been chased.......We have had to run from cats, dogs, and even women with brooms........We are tired of running........Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?"         The Lord says,  "Say no more,"  and fits each mouse with a beautiful set of roller skates.
 
About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow...........The Lord gently awakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you've been here?"........The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful here............Better than I could have ever expected...........
 
And those 'Meals on Wheels' you have been sending by, are the best!!!


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Funny stuff Pappy, thanks.



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