Wow, Kendra, that's a lot of accounts. Don't worry dear, I still haven't found my glasses yet. I think Pappy's hiding them on me. Hey Pappy, would they deny a membership to someone who's bald? That's something I am jealous of Kendra; you have hair. (LOL)
-- Edited by Mr_David on Thursday 31st of May 2012 08:47:09 PM
Its me The Blonde,Kendra/Kendra Ladonna/Kendra LV=blonde.........I JUST FORGET THINGS......THATS ALL .......SEE I WROTE LIKE THIS ALL CAPITAL LETTERS UNTIL I WAS TOLD IT WAS YELLING,I had a blonde moment...lol...I keep forgetting my password so I just open a account in a Kendra way,another blonde moment...lol...Im not a true blonde Ive dyed my hair sooooooooooooooo long the bleech went to my brain cells....lol..At times I get going so fast and mispell half of everything I write..lol....This is probly the only post I did half rite.....lol....All these defects I still find my way here as well as to the phone or email for sponsorship,and I find a way to stay sober today and over halfway to 3 months.......Thats the miracle this program works for me and the miracle God works in me..........lol ////...,,,IM STILL A BLONDE.......LOL...I LOVE YALL AND PAPPY YOU MAKE ME SMILE AND LAUGH ON MY WORST DAYS THANK YOU......God bless yall....
You're very, very lucky ... ... ... So Far, I haven't seen AA (or MIP) deny membership to anyone based on race, creed, color, intelligence, stupidity, ... OR ... FOR BEING BLONDE ... so stick around girl ... and learn how to love life ...
But do try to stop adding more 'screen names' once you get to 12 of them ... Lmao!!!
Love you dear, Pappy
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LMAO. That's what we can do today, laugh at ourselves. Kendra tomorrow I will need you to let me know if you are well enogh to take care of that business?
I have some errands I need to do after work. Pray the 3rd and 7th Step prayers, ask for God's will. Thy will be done. Grateful for AA today.
Uh Oh David, ... hey buddy, you, my friend, just open the OTHER door ...
(on a side note, my glasses broke suddenly yesterday ... I kept taping them up ... and they kept sliding apart ... I finally got out my electronics tools and parts and made a butt connector to fit the broken spot, then crimped them together, wow, it worked ...)
Okay David, we don't cotton to your type down here ... 'Bald' is uuuugly ... You ask me how I know??? ... Well let me tell you ... I was recently in the hospital for a few days, nothing serious, just 'congestive heart failure' ... yep, thought I was going to meet the Man upstairs sooner than I planned ... heehee ... Okay, besides taking blood samples from me every two hours for 3 days, they also decided I needed a 'cardiac cath' procedure ... one morning these two young girls (i'm not particular, but they just happen to be black ... I'm white) ... don't know why, but I thought it was funny ... Anyway they came in and said Mr. G we are here to shave you for your cath ... I said fine, do what you gotta do ... I knew I was in trouble when one girl said to the other "I'll get this side and you get the other" ...
You see, when you get a cath, you get an incision made in the upper 'right thigh' area at the femoral artery site ... So ... shaving should be done on the upper 'right thigh' next to Mr. Happy ... Well guess what these two young ladies did??? ... they shaved my entire groin area and never cleaned the actual femoral entry area ... (see, I used to work in the 'medical imaging' business so I knew they had no idea what they were doing ... BUT, I didn't bother to say even one word ...) ... I could also tell they were holding their 'snickers' for later, (not the candy bar either) ...
As it turned out, the cath doctor used a new technique, entering the heart from a 'right wrist' artery instead ... Okay, Okay, Okay, MY point is .... later when I got home and had a chance to see Mr. Happy in the mirror ... Oh my God ... he was never ever meant to be 'BALD' ... So, I've been banned from my group til I CAN STOP SCRATCHING MYSELF IN THE GROIN AREA CONSTANTLY ... Ya know? ... some people simply get the wrong idea ... So ugly bald guys, not welcome ....
OOOOOH David, YOU meant the other head area, didn't you ..... soooo sorry .... In THAT case they don't care .... in fact my wife, twenty years ago, said she thought bald guys were very attractive .... something about 'looking distinguished' or something ...
Oh well, this'll give the 'blondes' something to laugh about ....
Take Care, Pappy
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I'm glad you thought this was funny .... Hey, Hey ... I'm still itching here .... Of all the place on the body .... Stubble wasn't meant to be down there ... AND Mr. Happy can't scratch hisself!!!
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Hahaha too funny man!!just read that post!! If there's a "next time" for that sort of thing pappy, might I suggest waxing? Haha no itchy stubble, I'm just sayin...lol
Thanks a lot, ... ... ... now ... I'm going to have nightmares ... I've seen idiots on youtube who had their 'chest or back' hair removed like that .... I can still hear the screaming ...
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We're all wack jobs, mate. That's why we are here. If you think that any of us are better or worse than the rest then you are dreaming.
Look, it's up to you whether you use this program the way it was meant to be used. I can't make you do it, nor can anyone else - sometimes you seem like you want it and other times you seem so resistant - but while you are figuring out what it is you want to do, do you think it's too much to ask that you can the comments and insults about other people that are trying to get the help they need? It'll cost you nothing to do it and you may just save a life.
We're all wack jobs, mate. That's why we are here. If you think that any of us are better or worse than the rest then you are dreaming.
Look, it's up to you whether you use this program the way it was meant to be used. I can't make you do it, nor can anyone else - sometimes you seem like you want it and other times you seem so resistant - but while you are figuring out what it is you want to do, do you think it's too much to ask that you can the comments and insults about other people that are trying to get the help they need? It'll cost you nothing to do it and you may just save a life.
I hate it when I'm trying really hard to be a jerk and someone comes along and instead of taking my bait chooses instead to use logic, reason and civility against me...those hree things are my kryptonite :(
-- Edited by TipsyMcstagger on Sunday 3rd of June 2012 05:47:46 PM
