...I have a ton of homework to get done for a degree I'm finally completing. And guess what? I don't have to schedule my homework around my drinking. I never could figure out why I couldn't get my homework done on previous attempts to finish this degree. Hmm... it couldn't possibly be the drink that was in my hand and in my brain that kept me from finishing anything except the drink in my hand? (said with extreme sarcasm)
With any luck, and with the help of my HP, I'll get my homework done and enjoy a quiet and sober three-day weekend.