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Good one. Maybe John should open a humour section. Most people are surprised how easily we can laugh.

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I enjoyed this as well. It is amazing to me how often I laugh now. When I was drinking even my children/grandchildren ( the joys of my life) brought only a smile. Now laughter is a daily part of my life

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Thanks for the Sunday morning giggle. :)

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Pappy...great invitation...yes we can laugh and out loud too...

Two snails were taking their time walking to town to get some lunch.  Up from behind them a turtle comes and overtakes them and when he does he runs them over causing harm and pain.  "We need to call the police about this!!" one snail says to the other.   "Yes we should report it" the other responds and when the policeman arrives he tells them that he needs to take a report and they need to be clean and exact about what happened. The snails look at each other for a moment and one then looks at the officer and says..."Well cheez officer...I don't know...it happened sooo fast!"

passed on from another recovering fellow.

 

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I learned to use the great search engine on MIP site, wanting to find old humor threads.  Put in "jokes" or "humor" and some good ones in threads will come up.



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I've been cracking up reading some of the sober jokes in the old threads just now. biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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