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Them that buys eggs   :-              Buys shells


Them that buys land    :-              Buys stones


Them that buys meat   :-              Buys bones


Them that buys ale      :-              Buys nowt else              (  Ale = Booze )



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Them that buys ale, buys nowt else,


and the bloody achin' head they gets for free!


 


Sorry Des, leave it to one of us blokes from across the pond to make a butchered attempt to speak the Queen's English, when all we have to go by is reruns of "Mary Poppins" amd "My Fair Lady".



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Interesting, very interesting. I haven't welcomed you to the board Des, so welcome and keep posting.


(((Hugs)))


GammyRose



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Welcome Des, You are the third Brit here now! I'm from Stockport and Badger is from the Isle of Wight! Yippee it's a British invasion!


Stay away from Cains Brewery mate. (and Warrington)


Best wishes.


 


Chris.



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um-All I can add is  "Have a good day Mates, eh?" Im still learning the American language, y'll.


English hu?  Tally ho!!



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lol,


I just spotted this one heres a verse for you,


oi caint read an oi caint wroight


but that dont really madder


cos oi comes from the oile oh wight


an oi can droive a traccter,


me English never im an islander whos sharin the board with to overners, Northern ones to boot


only kidding


 


                     Badger



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