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MIP Old Timer

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HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK



1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?  



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MIP Old Timer

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Well--hmmmm.


I did what you suggested Doll.


Must be something wrong with my computer.


The housework is still there.


Now. My question is:


You into heavy drugs again??? hahahaha


Dealing with whats real. Lets see--hmmmm  Laundrys real, or else wear a trench coat full time.


um-Dirty dishes are real, but paper plates would work.


Instead of vacuuming, I was thinking of opening a door, and using one of those leaf blowers.


um-I think the easiest way would be, to get an rv, and visit all my freinds for six months at a time. Yaaa-that would work.


The only problem there would be--what do I do after the first six months. hahahaha


ohhh welll-another meeting--another day.:)



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MIP Old Timer

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Didn't work for me either, Phil............ DAMN IT !


 




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