Dad is back playing "Earthquake" for 2 days. I'm the secretary. We wish you all a sober, happy day.
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery
Below is the only A+ paper in the class.
"Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who the father is."
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Easy Does it..Keep It Simple..Let Go and Let God..