Warning, if you have ever had thoughts of suicide or self harm, DON'T read this joke, it's possibly the worst one ever. Apologies.
Some US Marines were on patrol in Iraq and got lost in the desert. After walking in circles for weeks they had run out of food and were getting hungry.
One of the Marines spotted a bacon tree in the distance, and they all ran over to it to get some bacon.
They were all shot and killed..............(Remember the warning)
It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a hambush!
Bye for now.
Chris.
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989"
