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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

   


A RECEEDING HARELINE



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One of my all time favorites was from the old "Muppet Show" on tv. 


 


Statler: "What do you get when you pour steaming water down a rabbit hole?"


Waldorf: "Hot, Cross Bunnies!"



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"hot cross bunnies and hare lines". ok guys-put the drugs back in the cupboard. roflmao


 



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Ok, I guess this is the dry joke thread? Cool....here's a couple to fly by ya...


Q: What do you call a fly with no wings?


A: A walk.


Q: What did one fly say to the other fly?


A: Pssst....your man is open.




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Hi Doll, You've made a big mistake! you've opened the floodgates for my endless memory of bad jokes! Just hoping I can resist!


If I start, people will suffer, No honestly, my jokes really are that bad.


What do you call a sheep with no legs?


a cloud!


Stop me now,


A man walked into a bar "ouch".


Thank god my fiancee is dragging me away from the computer!


Sorry.


 


Chris.



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Chris, you're a HOOT!


 



Keep it up, I just like using the above emoticon  !!


 


Doll



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