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MIP Old Timer

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Ever wonder about the abbreviation A.S.A.P.? Generally we think of it in terms of even more hurry and stress in our lives. Maybe if we think of this abbreviation in a different manner, we will begin to find a new way to deal with those rough days along the way.

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There's work to do, deadlines to meet;
You've got no time to spare,
But as you hurry and scurry-
ASAP - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER


In the midst of family chaos,
"Quality time" is rare.
Do your best; let God do the rest-
ASAP - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER.


It may seem like your worries
Are more than you can bear.
Slow down and take a breather-
ASAP - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER


God knows how stressful life is;
He wants to ease our cares,
And He'll respond to all your needs
A.S.A.P. - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER.




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 Ornery Old Grandmas 

 
Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man  walked  by, and one of the old grandmas says, "We bet we   can tell how old you are." 

 

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can  guess it." 

 

One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your undershorts and we can tell your exact age." 

 

He did. 
 
The grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said,  "You're 84 years old!" 

 

The old man was stunned.  "Amazing! How did you  guess that?" 

 

The ornery old grandmas, laughed.  Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "You told us yesterday!"

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roflmao!

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