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MIP Old Timer

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Man said: If I lie I have to face a lie detector.
Woman said: You mean a Polygraph test?
Man answered: No, my sponsor!


Drunk classic for sober people:


There was an alcoholic woman in my home town who, in the course of her drinking, married four times: a millionaire, a magician, a minister, and finally an undertaker. That's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!

Sober fact:

If we went back to drinking or using, we'd be starting where we left off -- at the bottom.





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Hey Bud!! Hows it goin??

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Great

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Thar yu go eh? :)  Have a great day!!

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Yeh


Just had to run out the horse water is over flowing.


no rain most of the summer


the minute i get all apart a downpour


gotta love it.


computer is recieveing the same e-mail message over and over


any suggestion for that problem


one foot in front of the other


 



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Computer fixed


my e-mail acct that forwards to outlook exp was sending the same message over and over.


I deleted it there


up and running



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Computers?-I just push the buttons and hope to H everything works-hahaha


Hafta ask my kids about a lot of things on here.


Later Gater


 



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"One Day At A Time"


Thankfull for the little sayings such as... one day at a time. Had to take it one hour at a time these past few days. The temptation for an ice cold beer runs thru my mind.


Thanks for all the support I feel here!!!!!


Nancy Jo



 



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Hey Nancy Jo?   Negative thinking leads to negative actions and on to negative consequences. OUCH!!


 


 



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Nancy Jo


just don't do it!!


Never know how long it will last


Ouch ouch  My last beer was 4 days deep



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Nancy,


Were you able to get to a f2f meeting yet?


Love, cheri



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