Man said: If I lie I have to face a lie detector. Woman said: You mean a Polygraph test? Man answered: No, my sponsor!
Drunk classic for sober people:
There was an alcoholic woman in my home town who, in the course of her drinking, married four times: a millionaire, a magician, a minister, and finally an undertaker. That's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!
Sober fact:
If we went back to drinking or using, we'd be starting where we left off -- at the bottom.
Thankfull for the little sayings such as... one day at a time. Had to take it one hour at a time these past few days. The temptation for an ice cold beer runs thru my mind.
Thanks for all the support I feel here!!!!!
Nancy Jo
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Life is full of ups and downs
But the faces of love will
ease the pain and suffering
from:My Mother