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Jerry F


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One of the funniest I've heard...
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MIP fellowship...Warning!! this is a joke it is only a joke.  Please don't
reach for a club to beat in your computer screen.   This was sent to me
by a cousin who I use to drink with and who was still drinking the last
time I saw him.  It doesn't matter to me today...that I don't matters.  If
he want's recovery feedback I'll freely give him mine however he hasn't
asked for it in over since I got here and stopped going out with the group.
He is thinking about me because he sent this joke.  

I hope you all enjoy it.   It came with a picture of a guy face down on the floor.

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. 

 A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. 

 Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.' 

 

 On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.' 

smile



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LOL :)

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*giggling* Oh that is brilliant!!!biggrin
Thanks Jerry!aww
Louisa
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Aquaman


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ROFLMAO!!!
Niiiiiicccceeee!

Rob


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Jerry,
That's beautiful!!!!!!!!!!  biggrinbiggrinbiggrin  Still laughing......

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:oD

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LOL... that is great

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

Marc


-- Edited by MarcLacroix on Sunday 8th of August 2010 02:20:59 PM

-- Edited by StPeteDean on Sunday 8th of August 2010 04:24:45 PM

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RE: Beer is Beautiful
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LOL,

Now, where have I heard that one before? smile.gif



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which one told it to the other?

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Lexie wrote:

LOL,

Now, where have I heard that one before? smile.gif





Hi;

It's not a Marc original...
I found that little dittie on some other AA site.

Marc


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Budweiser might make her appear beautiful, but it also makes her and everything else appear in triplicate and has other downsides!

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Amazing how the stuff grows all by itself.

Marc


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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~Benjamin Franklin

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"God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world."
~Ed McMahon

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JW wrote:

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~Benjamin Franklin



 I used that quote for a long, long time to justify my drinking.



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Hello Friends,

Well probably the only one on the site that did not feel like I got a laugh out of this....UGH...N.S.H....No sense of humor me.

If:

Beer is.... Beautiful....?
Arsonic is.... Beatiful...?
Antifreeze...is Beautiful?
All Poisons....Beautiful?

Oh well, will sit back and wait for all the debris that will surely come my way this morning.

Toodles, stick in the mud, me.....confuse

Reminded me of that clown that would sign off with "have a beer".....

Opinions, yep, we all have them.....right, someone on the board reminds of that often.....

Tonicakes




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My Three Girlfriends
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Adultery/Infidelity are not recognized as criminal activity in most states but when I examine my past behaviors I see that I had 3 girlfriends while I was married. I loved Bacardi, Jack Daniels and Schmirnoff more than I loved my wife. And I think that I actually enjoyed the buzz from booze more than sex. As a result my wife Kim was alienated from me and
it is easy to understand why she would go outside the marriage for comfort.

Marc


-- Edited by MarcLacroix on Tuesday 10th of August 2010 03:47:23 PM

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StPeteDean wrote:

"God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world."
~Ed McMahon



Hey now, I resemble that remark!

 

"Beer.  The cause of, and solution to all life's problems"

-Homer J Simpson



-- Edited by Reffner on Tuesday 10th of August 2010 08:54:40 PM

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