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Its Saturday the 3rd and all around me there is partying and drinking.  I am happily sitting down in my basement watching "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy".  I am very happy to be sober.  Tomorrow, I will wake up healthy and ready for the world. It really is Independence Day verses ""Dependence Day"
Tom

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NICE IDEA
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Hi TG,

Happy Fourth today.

More patience than I have......I tried my best to relax and watch that same movie.....but ended up switching and getting up....must have been the solitude of the basement..biggrin

Sharing your sentiments, so happy to be sober today!!!!

Toni



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I know, you either get Will Farrel or you don't.  I love that guy!  You don't think a cologne for men called "Sex Panther" with "real panther bits" is funny? 
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.


Or how about this dialogue?:

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.
Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.
Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.
Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

Or this?:
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Now how can that NOT be funny?
Tom

-- Edited by turninggrey on Sunday 4th of July 2010 11:56:59 AM

-- Edited by turninggrey on Sunday 4th of July 2010 12:03:09 PM

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Wel I do love Will Farrell, will have to watch it again....

Funny lines.


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Hi again,

Great timing...that same movie is on at 300pm, so cleaned out the ears:) and will watch with eyes open today.....solo holiday today and very relaxing...

Happy, sober and awake....

Toni


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