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If Im walking on the beach each morning, and theres this seagull that keeps flying by and crapping on my head. I forgive him. 


 I put on a hat, and try that, but the hat gets messes all over it too, and becomes a very stinky hat. I forgive him.


I get another hat, and the same things happen over and over.


Whats the moral off the story?  Its either--take action and shoot the little Mother, or


Find a different beach.:) Its less stressful.  Im not going to be a doormat for a seagull. hahaha


And the thing about all this is--the seagull blames me for  reacting over their shit. AWK!!


Nothin wrong with me, the seagull says.


 


Now-if this doesnt getcha-Im going to try the kangaroo approach. LMAO


I guess the program Statement would be--"Doing the same things over and over again, and expecting different results"  :)


 



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lolololol........


Oh, I see..... Canadian seagulls have a sense of humour too! lolololol And they are very good shots!


sssh...Don't tell Bush.


My Grandma used to say it was very lucky if a bird sh*t on you Phil. She would say "Quick! We have to buy a raffle ticket!"


When she won a fruit and vegie tray many years later, I asked her if a bird had sh*t on her, and she said, "You know very well I have been pooped on all my life - it was only a matter of time before I got a win."


She's not Canadian, but she'd probably understand the cat story. lolololol.......



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okay now what's with the Bush comment he can't help it if he's not working his program (supposedly a recovering drunk/addict)and keeps a resentment over what happened to his father.


cut us americans some slack it's not easy having a man in that condition leading the free world...I may have to go to Canada, at least they are smart enough to stay out of the chaos.


well i will talk to you both later



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Is that fair dinkum Ellen?...


Maybe we should all write to him and offer to sponsor him. I would like to meet his sponsor, I think....lololololol


Dear George,


It appears our world has become very unmanagable and there is a possibility you may consider yourself responsible. Firstly, I must tell you, you are missed and we sincerely hope you make time to return to a meeting soon. As alcoholics we do some reeeally dumb and hurtful things. We harbour resentments that cripple, and flow over into innocent peoples lives. We make snap decisions we later regret, because our thought process has been injured by the effects of alcohol, and the misplaced loyalties that we create alongside our alliance with the bottle. We enter into grandious thinking, projecting ourselves upon the world as powerful and almighty. As a fellow alcoholic I encourage you to cease taking any further action until you have experienced a sense of clarity which can be found in our steps to personal, spiritual and global freedom. I urge you to work diligently at this task, permitting yourself one years grace from any major decision making. I assure you that your are not alone, and that all you have wronged, and all wrong doing can be undone. This is not an easy road, but it is a simple one. It is a journey that begins for each of us, every single day. 


Hope to see you back at a meeting soon.


A fellow alcoholic.



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