Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

I am the Queen. Why? Because my pantyhose say so.

Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.

If you drink like a fish. Drink what a fish drinks.

If all is not lost, where is it.

I only do what my Rice Crispies tell me to do.

If I has two dead mice, Id give you one.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Everything is okay in the end. If its not, then its not the end.

You cant have everything. Where would you put it.

If you dont want cat hair on your clothes then stay off the furniture.

Just for the sheer smile of it...\\// Wendy