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Tina


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  1. OPPSS  LOL here's showing my level of insanity!!!
  2. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  3. Page yourself over the intercom, and don't disguise your voice.
  4. Everytime Ask you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks, once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, sitch to expresso.
  6. In the memo field of all your checks, write: 'for marijuanan'.
  7. Finsih all your sentences with '  In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
  8. Skip down the hall rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
  9. Order Diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
  10. Specify that your Drive Thru order is to go!!
  11. Sing along at the Opera
  12. Put mosguito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
  13. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party, because you have a headache.
  14. When money coumes out of the ATM, Scream 'I WON! I WON!!!
  15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ' Run for your lives! They're loose'!!!
  16. Tell your children over dinner ' Do to the Economy, we are going to have to let one of you go!'
  17. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.


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It's called... THERAPY



-- Edited by Tina on Saturday 23rd of May 2009 09:53:34 AM

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I've actually done #14! And I was sober rofl.gif


Glad all is well with you..........In the beginning, it's important for you to contact your sponsor, it teaches us responsibility, accountability, etc, but after some time I think your sponsor should just pick up the phone and contact you from time to time, if it's just to say "hi". I do this AND if a week goes by that I dont' hear from a sponsee I DO call them. Anything could be going on and they may need us but think they don't.........I say find yourself another but please do your best to get to meetings, even if you have to call 100 people and ask for a ride.


(((Hugs)))

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Fun stuff, Tina!!! Thanks, and glad to see you!!

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very funny ! thanks for that :)

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The 12 Steps to Total and Complete Insanity

 

  1. We admitted we were powerless over nothing. We could manage our lives perfectly and we could manage those of anyone else that would allow it.

 

  1. Came to believe that there was no power greater than ourselves, and the rest of the world was insane.

 

  1. Made a decision to have our loved ones and friends turn their wills and their lives over to our care.

 

  1. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of everyone we knew.

 

  1. Admitted to the whole world at large the exact nature of their wrongs.

 

  1. Were entirely ready to make others straighten up and do right.

 

  1. Demanded others to either "shape up or ship out".

 

  1. Made a list of anyone who had ever harmed us and became willing to go to any lengths to get even with them all.

 

  1. Got direct revenge on such people whenever possible except when to do so would cost us our own lives, or at the very least, a jail sentence.

 

  1. Continued to take inventory of others, and when they were wrong promptly and repeatedly told them about it.

 

  1. Sought through nagging to improve our relations with others as we couldn't understand them at all, asking only that they knuckle under and do things our way.

 

  1. Having had a complete physical, emotional and spiritual breakdown as a result of these steps, we tried to blame it on others and to get sympathy and pity in all our affairs.

 

From The ACA Communicator - March 1990 - Omaha, Council Bluffs Area Intergroup.



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