If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

f sour milk is used to make yogurt, how do you know when yogurt has gone bad?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

No wonder I get headaches-hehehe