>>WOMEN'S REVENGE: "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding
>>items the
>>woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a
>>remote
>>control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry
>>your TV
>>remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to
>>come
>>shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I
>>could do
>>to him."
>>
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>>UNDERSTANDING WOMEN: (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
>>> > >
>>I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how
>>you can
>>take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair
>>out by the
>>root, and still be afraid of a spider.
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>>
>>
>>MARRIAGE SEMINAR:
>>> > >
>>While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom
>>and his
>>wife Grace listened to the        instructor, "It is essential that
>>husbands
>>and wives know the things that are important to each other." He
>>addressed
>>the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned
>>over,
>>touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,  "its Pillsbury, isn't
>>it? The
>>rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
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>>
>>
>>WIFE VS. HUSBAND:
>>> > >
>>A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
>>word. An
>>earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
>>wanted to
>>concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
>>and pigs,
>>the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
>>"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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>>
>>WORDS:
>>> > >
>>A husband read an article to his wife about how many  words women
>>use a
>>day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has
>>to be
>>because we have to repeat everything to men..." The husband then
>>turned to
>>his wife and asked, "What?"
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>>
>>CREATION:
>>> > >
>>A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
>>stupid and
>>so beautiful all at the same time." The   wife responded, "Allow me
>>to
>>explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God
>>made me
>>stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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>>> > >
>>
>>WHO DOES WHAT:
>>> > >
>>A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew
>>the coffee
>>each morning. The wife said, "You
>>should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to
>>wait as
>>long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of
>>cooking
>>around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I
>>can just
>>wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and
>>besides, it is
>>in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies,
>>"I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and
>>opened the
>>Old Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it
>>indeed
>>says . . "HEBREWS".