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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

 

 

NICKNAMES

 

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

 

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

 

 

 

EATING OUT

 

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

 

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

 

 

 

MONEY

 

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

 

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

 

 

 

BATHROOMS

 

A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

 

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

 

 

 

ARGUMENTS

 

A woman has the last word in any argument.

 

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

 

 

FUTURE

 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

 

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 

 

 

SUCCESS

 

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

 

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

 

 

MARRIAGE

 

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

 

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

 

 

 

DRESSING UP

 

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

 

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

 

 

 

NATURAL

 

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

 

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

 

 

OFFSPRING

 

Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

 

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

 

 

 

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 

A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people remembering the same thing



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rofl.gif Sad thing is, it's ALL true rofl.gif

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LOL
Good one Phil!!!

And as Doll said, ALL TRUE!!!!!

And, men get better with age!!!!!!

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Obviously some ridiculous stereotyping here but I like the thing about being "vaguely aware of some short people living in the house".

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BatonRougian wrote:

Obviously some ridiculous stereotyping here but I like the thing about being "vaguely aware of some short people living in the house".




that about sums up my dad at that point in my life, that's of course when he was there hmm.  He's pretty awesome now, wherever he is smile.  Happy father's day daddyo!



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