Four brewery presidents walk into a bar.

The guy from Corona sits down and says,

"Hey, Senor, I would like the world's best beer,

a Corona".

The bartender gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer

in the world. Give me 'The King of Beers,' a Budweiser".

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with

Rocky Mountain spring water.

Give me a Coors".

He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says,

"Give me a Coke".

The bartender is a little taken aback,

but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,

"Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies,

"Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer,

neither would I".