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Phil


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25 Signs that You’re Getting OLD

1. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

2. Your back goes out more than you do.

3. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

4. You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck.

5. You are proud of your lawn mower.

6. Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and
isn't breaking any laws.

7. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

8. You sing along with the elevator music.

9. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

13. You answer a question with, "Because I said so."

14. You send money to PBS.

15. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

16. You take a metal detector to the beach.

17. You know what the word "equity" means.

18. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

19. Your ears are hairier than your head.

20. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

21. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

22. You got cable for The Weather Channel.

23. You can go bowling without drinking.

24. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

25. People send you this list.








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um DW??? did you read this-hehehe Kidding with yu gal.:)

Have a good night ---or day, everyone here.

May God be with you all, one day at a time.

Hey Nic? If the world revolves, doesnt that mean youre on the top half the time?

Take care Mate!! We wont analyze that one .

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Cabbageheadchris


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Good morning Phil, How are you doing? Fantastic post, it's always good to start the day with a laugh! I don't think I'm getting old yet but I can see point 19 in the future, hairy ears and bald heads run in the family!


Hope all of you have a good day, it's Christmas shopping for me, battling my way through the crowds!


Best wishes to all, Bye for now.


Chris.



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Phil


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Morning Chris. Doing good here bud.

You have fun with the Xmas shopper Caous. Just sitting and watching it this year.:)

Santa Clause has left the building.

The elves are out getting pie eyed on apple cider

And Mrs Clause is going to Alanon.

Chinese food and 3 happy movies should do it up on this end.

One more turkey gets to live for another day, and its truck on.

The reindeer cant fly cause they ran out of marjiana

Case closed. You have a good day my freind.



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