A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject and finally getting all of the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed;
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved farther down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed;
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more;
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and asked, "IS THAT YOU, LORD?"
The voice replied;
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK."
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Live each day as if it were your last...because tomorrow?
It might be.
I'v been with my fair share of blondes and I can scarcely remember when the carpet matched the drapes so most of them really have no need to be offended...at least not genetically
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A man who told too many blonde jokes.
Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them
What's the best way to kill a man? Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
HAHA-lani
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"We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have. "
Why Phil I think you met your sparring partner. Way to go Lani!!!! Loved them. One son had a LITANY of these lines who used to tease a girl in his class. They are still friends. LOL
"We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have. "
Man!! Thats bad...lol
hahahaha