A drunk fell in a hole and couldn't get out. A businessman went by. The drunk called out for help. The businessman threw him some money and told him get yourself a ladder. But the drunk could not find a ladder in this hole he was in.
A doctor walked by. The drunk said, "Help, I can't get out." The doctor gave him drugs and said, "Take this, it will relieve the pain." The drunk said thanks, but when the pills ran out, he was still in the hole.
A renowned psychiatrist rode by and heard the drunks cries for help. He stopped and said, "How did you get there? Were you born there? Were you put there by your parents? Tell me about yourself, it will alleviate your sense of loneliness." So the drunk talked with him for an hour, then the psychiatrist had to leave, but he said he'd be back next week. The drunk thanked him, but he was still in his hole.
A priest came by and the drunk called for help. The priest gave him a Bible and said I'll say a prayer for you. He got down on his knees and prayed for the drunk, then left. The drunk was very grateful, he read the Bible, but he was still stuck in that hole.
A recovering alcoholic happened to be passing by. The drunk cried out, "Hey, help me, I'm stuck in this hole." Right away, the recovering alcoholic jumped in the hole with him. The drunk said, "What are you doing? Now we're both stuck here." But the recovering alcoholic said, "It's okay, I've been here before, I know how to get out."
Col said
May 25, 2013
Love this! Thank you
Pythonpappy said
May 25, 2013
I love it ... great stuff Bob ... thanks
Jerry F said
May 26, 2013
A real life picture ... thanks Bob, love the reality.
justadrunk said
May 26, 2013
Nice - thanks
Mr_David said
May 27, 2013
Great stuff....
mrpeel said
May 28, 2013
...can't wait to share this at a meeting tonight!
mrpeel said
May 28, 2013
I'm always anxious to read stories, anecdotes and JOKES that I can share in my face to face meetings..so if you have heard a good one lately or have an inspirational story..please share with us!
justadrunk said
May 28, 2013
Oh boy Mr. What have you done... I can see Pappy's eyes rollin back in his head and his fingers on fire scrolling through his bookmarks....LOLOLOL
Love to you Rog
RubyTues said
May 28, 2013
justadrunk wrote:
Oh boy Mr. What have you done... I can see Pappy's eyes rollin back in his head and his fingers on fire scrolling through his bookmarks....LOLOLOL
Love to you Rog
Pythonpappy said
May 28, 2013
Oh-Tay girls, ... you had me pegged ... LMAO ... I did exactly that ... until I thought, man, I used these so many times already ... HeeHee
So, I put it off til tomorrow so I can try not to bore others with so many repeats ... LOL ... I'll try to come up with something ... even if I have to make-up something ... LOL
Pythonpappy said
May 28, 2013
Just so you know, I did post a couple under the heading to 'mrpeel' ... but they got deleted ... oh well, I tried! ... (must have hit someone's nerve I guess)
justadrunk said
May 29, 2013
: ( I saw them and then saw them disappear : (
Pythonpappy said
May 29, 2013
Well, at least someone got a chuckle !!!
mrpeel said
May 29, 2013
oh, no!! I missed them!
stayhumble said
May 29, 2013
The 24 hour meeting!
peterjohnson said
Jan 31, 2024
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The Drunk Who Fell in a Hole
A drunk fell in a hole and couldn't get out. A businessman went by. The drunk called out for help. The businessman threw him some money and told him get yourself a ladder. But the drunk could not find a ladder in this hole he was in.
A doctor walked by. The drunk said, "Help, I can't get out." The doctor gave him drugs and said, "Take this, it will relieve the pain." The drunk said thanks, but when the pills ran out, he was still in the hole.
A renowned psychiatrist rode by and heard the drunks cries for help. He stopped and said, "How did you get there? Were you born there? Were you put there by your parents? Tell me about yourself, it will alleviate your sense of loneliness." So the drunk talked with him for an hour, then the psychiatrist had to leave, but he said he'd be back next week. The drunk thanked him, but he was still in his hole.
A priest came by and the drunk called for help. The priest gave him a Bible and said I'll say a prayer for you. He got down on his knees and prayed for the drunk, then left. The drunk was very grateful, he read the Bible, but he was still stuck in that hole.
A recovering alcoholic happened to be passing by. The drunk cried out, "Hey, help me, I'm stuck in this hole." Right away, the recovering alcoholic jumped in the hole with him. The drunk said, "What are you doing? Now we're both stuck here." But the recovering alcoholic said, "It's okay, I've been here before, I know how to get out."
I love it ... great stuff Bob ... thanks
A real life picture ... thanks Bob, love the reality.
Great stuff....
Love to you Rog
Oh-Tay girls, ... you had me pegged ... LMAO ... I did exactly that ... until I thought, man, I used these so many times already ... HeeHee
So, I put it off til tomorrow so I can try not to bore others with so many repeats ... LOL ... I'll try to come up with something ... even if I have to make-up something ... LOL
Just so you know, I did post a couple under the heading to 'mrpeel' ... but they got deleted ... oh well, I tried! ... (must have hit someone's nerve I guess)
Well, at least someone got a chuckle !!!
Noted for its role as a significant provider of high-quality fire safety and prevention tools, Miami Fire Safety Specialists embraces a proactive leadership style. Their skilled team is knowledgeable about local fire regulations, serving a diverse range of clients in the commercial, residential, and restaurant sectors. Their wide array of services encompasses planning, installation, maintenance, and inspection of fire sprinkler systems, fire extinguisher service, smoke detectors, fire alarms, and kitchen hood systems. Miami Fire Safety Specialists prioritizes a dedicated commitment to safety, aiming to protect buildings, businesses, and residences from potential fire hazards.